The greatest sport commentary
Tokyo 2020 BMX (2021)
He’s not just hungry. He’s ravishing
-- Unknown presenter for the 'cool' sports
The Tour de France (2021)
This man plays with a Rubiks cube and can solve it in seven seconds. There was nano seconds involved there.
-- Carlton Kirby, talking about Mark Cavendish winning a sprint
The kitchen tables been kicked over and we’re not quite sure what dish will be served up by the end of the day.
-- Probably Carlton Kirby
Pedaling along the right hand side of the road up at the front, Tony Martin shoves a protein bar into his mouth.
-- The Guardian Liveblog